post-mission adaptations, struggling to get with the times, and the awkwardness contained therein
Monday, May 26, 2014
Driving
In my particular mission we use public transportation because of it's efficiency and availability. When I came home I hadn't driven a car in 18 months, so I was a little rusty. My mom, who had taken the week off to keep me company, decided she needed some stain remover and that I should go get it. I was shaking the entire time because I was so nervous, this would be my first time DRIVING and being ALONE. She gave me some cash, because I only had 2 euros and off I went. Thankfully the trip was a success and no major (or minor) injuries to myself or other parties were dealt.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
#BadPrequels
I recently came across this hashtag (#badprequels) and fell in love.
Not really sure where it originated but here are some of my favorites.
"Snakes on a conveyor belt #badprequels"
"The Lion, the Witch, and the yet to be assembled piece of room furniture from IKEA #badprequels"
"Thursday the 12th #badprequels"
"This art my brother, right here #badprequels"
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are hanging out #badprequels"
"Indiana Jones and the Master's Archaeology Thesis #badprequels"
"Clean Harry #badprequels"
"Plenty of Mohicans #badprequels"
"The Hobbit: Just Hanging Around in the Hole #badprequels"
"Casper the friendly neighborhood kid #badprequels"
"Fiddler on the Ladder #badprequels"
Now for the pitiful ones that just make you sad:
"We're almost out of air benders #badprequels"
"The Phantom Menace #badprequels"
Not really sure where it originated but here are some of my favorites.
"Snakes on a conveyor belt #badprequels"
"The Lion, the Witch, and the yet to be assembled piece of room furniture from IKEA #badprequels"
"Thursday the 12th #badprequels"
"This art my brother, right here #badprequels"
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are hanging out #badprequels"
"Indiana Jones and the Master's Archaeology Thesis #badprequels"
"Clean Harry #badprequels"
"Plenty of Mohicans #badprequels"
"The Hobbit: Just Hanging Around in the Hole #badprequels"
"Casper the friendly neighborhood kid #badprequels"
"Fiddler on the Ladder #badprequels"
Now for the pitiful ones that just make you sad:
"We're almost out of air benders #badprequels"
"The Phantom Menace #badprequels"
Friday, May 2, 2014
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
The Set Up
A week ago my cousin came home from his mission.
Three of his companions came to his homecoming party on Saturday.
Today my aunt told me she asked her son if I would be a good match with one of them and he had said yes... so later on I texted him:
Me: Your mom told me she asked you to set me up with one of those guys at your party...
Cousin: Yeah she was talking to me about that. What do you think? :)
Me: Well, I'm still super awkward so... I will go, but it'll be awkward. hahaha
That could've gone better, maybe. #awkwardmuch
And when I told my mom she started planning out my life with him...
And this is why guys are afraid to date (insert wide-eyed, frightened-looking emoticon here).
Sunday, April 13, 2014
First Date
My first date off my mission was also my first experience being alone with a boy I wasn't related to after having practically memorized the white handbook. I wasn't exactly sure how to act. I shook his hand when he first got there but then after my awkward chuckle laugh thing, that I had developed when I got home, he gave me a hug. After talking for an hour or so about the mission and such we went to dinner and I loosened up a bit. But it did take some internal struggling to finally realize that I wasn't breaking any rules and this was a perfectly normal thing to be doing on a Friday night.
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
#selfie
#selfie has been awarded "word of the year 2013"
Does anyone else see a problem with the world today? I didn't even know what that word meant until December...
I guess I'll just have to take a selfie...
I post this video mostly for it's ridiculousness, so you probably shouldn't watch it especially because of the language and questionable moral content.
Thursday, March 27, 2014
#YOLO
I remember the first time I saw #yolo...
A quite embarrassing situation actually, mostly due to the fact that I thought it was a shortened more conspicuous way to say a "gros mot" (translation: bad word)
So I was hesitant to look it up-- afraid that my poor innocent demeanor would be tainted for the rest of time (which turned out to be half true).
Finally one day I did it! Turns out it's "you only live once"
Not so bad after all :)
The other day I saw one #yodo
?
you only die once? ok...
Frankly, my new favorite website: http://www.internetslang.com
A quite embarrassing situation actually, mostly due to the fact that I thought it was a shortened more conspicuous way to say a "gros mot" (translation: bad word)
So I was hesitant to look it up-- afraid that my poor innocent demeanor would be tainted for the rest of time (which turned out to be half true).
Finally one day I did it! Turns out it's "you only live once"
Not so bad after all :)
The other day I saw one #yodo
?
you only die once? ok...
Frankly, my new favorite website: http://www.internetslang.com
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