Saturday, January 24, 2015

Jimmy Fallon #Hashtags


I've been watching a lot of Jimmy Fallon Hashtag videos on youtube lately.  Just catching up with the pop culture. #justchillin

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Swagger

I just want to know what "swag" is? The only time I ever heard a related word was when Ke$ha said she had swagger but she'd kick guys to the curb if they didn't look like Mick Jagger (ok...he's kinda ugly, but I guess everyone has their type, right?)

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Dryer Sheets

In France dryer sheets don't really exist.  Not because it's a 3rd world country, because it's not, but because people don't really have dryers.  They like the line dry effect, I guess.  However, every apartment I lived in did have a dryer.  When I came home I had forgotten the joys of dryer sheets.  I remember the first time I put one in with my clothes like: "oh yeah I remember these things".  Oh my goodness, my clothes were so so soft!  I never really realized the difference until then.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Driving

In my particular mission we use public transportation because of it's efficiency and availability. When I came home I hadn't driven a car in 18 months, so I was a little rusty. My mom, who had taken the week off to keep me company, decided she needed some stain remover and that I should go get it. I was shaking the entire time because I was so nervous, this would be my first time DRIVING and being ALONE. She gave me some cash, because I only had 2 euros and off I went. Thankfully the trip was a success and no major (or minor) injuries to myself or other parties were dealt.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

#BadPrequels

I recently came across this hashtag (#badprequels) and fell in love.

Not really sure where it originated but here are some of my favorites.
"Snakes on a conveyor belt #badprequels"
"The Lion, the Witch, and the yet to be assembled piece of room furniture from IKEA #badprequels"
"Thursday the 12th #badprequels"
"This art my brother, right here #badprequels"
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are hanging out #badprequels"
"Indiana Jones and the Master's Archaeology Thesis #badprequels"
"Clean Harry #badprequels"
"Plenty of Mohicans #badprequels"
"The Hobbit: Just Hanging Around in the Hole #badprequels"
"Casper the friendly neighborhood kid #badprequels"
"Fiddler on the Ladder #badprequels"

Now for the pitiful ones that just make you sad:
"We're almost out of air benders #badprequels"
"The Phantom Menace #badprequels"

Friday, May 2, 2014

RT

I just found out "RT" means re-tweet... 
Yeah, I'm ashamed.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

The Set Up

A week ago my cousin came home from his mission.  
Three of his companions came to his homecoming party on Saturday.  

Today my aunt told me she asked her son if I would be a good match with one of them and he had said yes... so later on I texted him:
Me: Your mom told me she asked you to set me up with one of those guys at your party...
Cousin: Yeah she was talking to me about that.  What do you think?  :)
Me: Well, I'm still super awkward so... I will go, but it'll be awkward. hahaha

That could've gone better, maybe.  #awkwardmuch

And when I told my mom she started planning out my life with him...

And this is why guys are afraid to date (insert wide-eyed, frightened-looking emoticon here).